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640Kbytes should be enough for everything! (c) Bill Gates, 1981.
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A bad day: transfer completed (5720468 bytes, 1 CPS).
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Air conditioned environment - Do not open Windows.
ALL Computers WAIT at the same speed!
All rights ignored.
ALL RIGHTS REVERSED.
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Bill Gates is a trademark of MicroSoft Corporation.
BIOS !
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CONNECT !
CU cooler - it makes your CU cool!
Documentation - The worst part of programming.
DOS EXCELLENT command or filename...
Einz, zwei - polizei, drei, vier - 'mkdir'.
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God is Real, unless declared as Integer.
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Host-Dog.
I have two pets: a large main cat, and a small emergency backup one.
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Intel Inside! !
InterNet, FidoNet, DenegNet...
Linux is like a wigwam - no windows, no gates, aache inside!
Micro$oft : Windows ME-E-E-E!
MicroSoft - Soft .
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Microsoft Windows: A virus with mouse support.
Mouse not found. Why? Cat is found.
MOUSE. DRV not found, use RAT. DRV instead?
PC - aa a aa.
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Press ESC to enter or Enter to escape.
Pretty fly (for a Win GUI).
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Software is what you delete. Hardware is what you kick.
Sorry for terrible english. My $native_language=$perl;.
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This message is Microsoft Windows compatible !!!
This origin is Plug`n`Play compatible.
Virus check complete. All viruses are working properly.
Wake up Neo! Matrrrrr2|234. $*%f3^*af4ga NO CARRIER.
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